Gwen: Four scone and seven years ago …
Heath: Four score!
Gwen: Four score and seven years ago our four fathers …
Me: It means they came before.
Gwen: Four scone and seven years ago our before fathers …
Me: No! Four score and seven years ago our forefathers!
Gwen: Four scone and seven years ago our four fathers …
There was a lot of giggling but not a lot of retention. I guess it’s hard for some people.
Gavin: I don’t drink from the mustard bottle. My mom and dad don’t let me.
Heath: Do you want me to record the gubernatorial debate too?
Parker: Is that like a parody or something?
Gwen: When I turn 9 I will be into boy bands.
Gavin: You don’t have to do that just because everyone else is doing it.
Me: I’m with Gavin on this one.
Gwen: But Mom has “secret” boyfriends.
Me: They’re not so secret.
Heath: Yeah, she’s told us all about them.
Gwen: Well she likes that guy that sings.
Me: He’s not good looking. I just like his voice.
Gwen: You like that football player’s smile and you got your picture taken with him.
Me: And he was nice enough to like the tweet!
Gavin: Why didn’t you name me Uncle? Then I could be Uncle Uncle to all my nieces and nephews.
Gwen: What makes you think I’m only having boys!