There you go. Our new and improved kids bathroom.

“I will not get hit in the face!”
Parker in his gloves and shin guards (that seem to be too little).

Now I need to pull out the blue and purple eyeshadow to bruise his face up. We all know Scott Sterling is the man, the myth, the legend for living after being hit in the face repeatedly with a soccer ball. Did you know a news cast actually reported that Scott Sterling died from his injuries? I am not kidding. Why they thought the video was real is beyond me. It’s a joke people! Studio C is a sketch comedy!