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My only real goal for the day was to do a blog post sometime before 8:00 pm. Looks like I’m cutting it pretty close. Instead I’ve been lazy all day.
This is the best version of this song!
It’s been a weekend around here and Heath and I make quite the pair. I gave him gout on Saturday. I wish I was making that up but evidence points to me as the culprit. Then I got the worst headache on Sunday. One of those dizzy, almost nauseating, headaches. The dents in the couch are becoming more and more pronounced. The TV is exhausted from trying to entertain all of us.
Gavin spiked a fever on Saturday and laid around all day in his pajamas. He slept really well that night and without a hint of a fever I made him go to church on Sunday! The Wicked Witch of the West returns. He was upset at first but he got over it pretty quickly. I maintained my new persona. Just ask Gwen’s Sunbeam class. I substituted on Sunday and I think I’m done with the whole giving in to the sob stories and subbing thing. I’m sorry those kids have had three different teachers in three weeks, but I think they would prefer I never take on the role of their teacher again. I think I shouldn’t fill in for anyone for awhile. I’m officially burned out.
On Saturday I took Gwen to a birthday party. It was fun and she loved it. It was at Color Me Mine, a place where you can buy and paint ceramics in the store. I dropped a ceramic cupcake trying to help my friend, the hostess, take items to the table for the kids to choose from. Yeah, it broke. I wish I could say differently. I felt horrible. Luckily the store didn’t charge for it.
Extra gravity followed me and I spilled cereal crumbs all over the floor trying to cut out a stupid box tops for education label. I was tired, socially spent, and not looking forward to subbing a class full of 3 year olds who are so fresh from the toys and snacks of Nursery. I told Heath I wanted my comfort food. Because he loves me a little too much . . . some tough love may have been a better solution . . . he brought home Carl’s Jr.
He ate a huge Big Carl. Lots of red meat! Mmmm. A couple hours later his right big toe hurt. Really bad. Like he had broken it or sprained it hurt. Only he hadn’t. It was swollen and he could barely walk.
He couldn’t sleep that night. I could. Apparently I slept through his tossing and turning and his getting up to eat so he could take Ibuprofen. At some point I opened my eyes and realized he was on his tablet. He said he was checking on Web MD. I told him to be careful with that site. Then I rolled over and went back to sleep.
Web MD is a great site. You type in your symptoms and a mile long list of possible diagnoses links show up. Your symptoms can result in anything from menstrual cramps to worst case scenario cancer that may kill you tomorrow. When Heath typed in his symptoms only five results came up. They all centered around gout.
This was more or less confirmed over the phone by an on call doctor Sunday morning. The doctor mercifully called in a prescription for super sonic Ibuprofen. Only our local Kaiser pharmacy is closed on Sunday so the doctor called it into our grocery store pharmacy we used to go to. Heath hobbled in there to be told they don’t take our insurance. He grabbed the woman by the pharmacy coat lapels and said, “I don’t care! I will pay whatever the drugs cost!” Ok, that’s not true. He very calmly asked how much it would cost to pay out of pocket. She did her magic on the computer putting in weird codes and discounts and charged Heath $10 for the pills.
I had the worst headache yesterday that somehow didn’t go away today. I considered giving into my bulimic tendencies but soon thought better of it. Instead I told Heath we better get him in to the lab for his blood work. The results are interesting. His uric acid is on the high side of normal but not out of range. Hm.
Heath says my headache is me being jealous of him. He could be right! It’s always all about me! He told me earlier today, when his foot was feeling much better, that he was afraid this was just a minor flare up. What will happen if it really hurts? He wondered if he will cry. Then he told me I would try to outdo him again by dying or something and he would curse himself for not having more insurance on me! I sure wish I was making that up. He makes me laugh! I’m glad I’m not making that up. Although I wish I had made up the whole dramatic weekend.
Anyway, how is everyone else feeling? My head is feeling better but the lazy song is still calling my name.




