Let’s talk about birthdays. Today is Heath’s happy birthday. He’s old. enough Look at that period that jumped to the wrong spot!
So tell I don’t feel like the worst wife ever. The kids wished Heath a happy birthday before I did! In my defense my phone’s reminder feature must be on the fritz. Ubi (my phone) likes to remind me of important holidays. It says things like “Christmas Eve all day tomorrow” and “Christmas Eve all day” as if I lived under a rock and didn’t know.
I really love the clarification of all day. What holiday doesn’t last all day? Can you imagine? “Christmas from 6-8 am tomorrow.” And then on Christmas, “Christmas 6-8 am.” Of course the reminder would clear at 8:01 am. Which is fine because by then wrapping paper and boxes are strewn everywhere. Toys are scattered among clothes and candy. Meanwhile we’re all catatonic in front of the TV.
Anyway, I thought Ubi only reminded me of holidays. Apparently he reminds me of birthdays too. Obviously only a few. I don’t remember a reminder for my birthday or Gwen’s birthday. In a couple months I can pay attention to whether or not there’s a birthday reminder for the boys. Wow, so roundabout point finally being made two paragraphs later: Ubi says that it’s Heath’s birthday all day tomorrow. That ain’t right!
We may be getting up there in age. Parker told his teacher that it’s his dad’s birthday today. She asked how old he is. Parker told her he must be 66. She responded with, “Wow, he’s old enough to be a grandpa!” Good one Parker! Your dad is significantly younger than 66! Just saying. While Heath and I may be getting old, I know his birthday is today. My mnemonic is that I was 22 when I met Heath, therefore his birthday is May 22. It works for me. Ubi’s reminder does not.
Unfortunately I can’t change the reminder because I can’t remember my login information. I did think it was interesting that while I was trying several different username and password combos, there was a big old ad for purchasing a gift through Bing. Thanks for the late reminder Ubi! Basically if I counted on you for vital information, I could be staring at the wrong end of a divorce. Totally kidding, but you get my point. What idiot sees a birthday reminder on their phone and goes, “Oh yeah! I better click this link to find a gift for tomorrow!” Can you say duh!
Speaking of last minute notice, Gavin showed me a note from his teacher yesterday after school. It said that since he has a summer birthday his class will be recognizing his birthday on Wednesday. Not even a full two days after my receipt of the note. The note goes on to say that it would be great if he donated a book to the classroom library instead of bringing treats. Though this is not necessary. He will still be special on Wednesday. Thanks for the advance notice!
Gavin had a great book idea. He wanted a book on the 4th of July since his birthday is July 5th. Brilliant child! Gwen and I went to a half price bookstore near us. I found a children’s book about the Constitution. I thought that was good since the principal is really discouraging food as a way to celebrate birthdays. Gavin loves non-fiction books. He is obsessed with history and I love how he associates his birthday with Independence Day. Such a cute kid!
While I was looking for a good book, Gwen was coveting everything in the store. And whining quite loudly. Sometimes she isn’t the best shopping companion after all. Being the pushover I am I gave in and bought her some window crayons.
We colored the cutest birthday wish on the front window for Heath. Parker and Gwen made another one on the sliding glass door. The problem is you can’t see it from the street. You can’t really see it too far out into the yard. Maybe as the sun sets it will be more visible. I’m just bummed that timing worked out the way it did because I would have loved to go to town on Heath’s car! “Honk it’s my birthday!” That would have been better.
I meant to make a cake or some brownies for Heath. This day is not working out well at all. He just pulled in and I haven’t had time for any of it. Happy birthday Heath. You have a rotten cold, no cake, and crayon wishes that can’t be seen on the window! I love you!