Gwen: Our house is haunted.
Rest of family: What? Why do you say that?
Gwen: Because our stairs are really steep. Every time I go up them and go down I get hungry.
Me: And that’s why our house is haunted?
Today to her friend
Gwen: Rohnan, our stairs are really steep …
She didn’t go on to say that the steep stairs equaled a haunted house but apparently she is really concerned about the stairs.
Of course the other day I was in the shower and heard footsteps. I was home alone. I even heard what sounded like a door open or close. It sounded like Heath was walking up the stairs, opened the bedroom door, and was about to walk into the bathroom. Scared the snot out of me.
My story involved stairs too. Maybe our house really is haunted!